JP

"Excusez-moi ..."
"...? "
"Vous-etes Jean Paul?"
"Oui. :) "

[The longest pause there has been in the history of speech]

"Uhm..Ehh..Est-ce que--..Uh..Can I take a photo of you please?"

                                      *click*

Down-to-earth. Polite. Warm. Wished me "a nice day".
[Now, this should raise the bar even more. Just excellent.]

[Notice the shocked slash disfigured slash overwhelmed face? That's me]