I feel like I've slept for a year--Oh, sh#$%

GOOD MORNING 2012!

We have all been waiting for you..Please take a comfortable seat.
Here's some wine- to relax
Do you need anything else? Okay, let's start.

Please tell us some things about yourself.
Oh, if you'll excuse us ..doctor-patient confidentiality issues!
*closes door*

[exeunt]

(laughs)
(pause)
(laughs again)


45' later:
(sweeping eyes) Oh, my God, '12! So nice to have met you!
 I was a little worried, but.. (notices audience).. *coughs*
Have a nice day!
(whispers)
HAHAHAHA OH-MY-GOD, 12!!!